Oh, no, it looks like a vampire got a hold of this coffee already...
Did you hear that? It may have been the wind. It may have been a swaying door. Or it may be a monster trying to eat you for breakfast. Either way, your best defense may just be to have an equally terrifying coffee at the ready to give you the courage to be the survivor in this made-for-TV horror flick. Here are the top four blends we’re taking with us into the zombie apocalypse:
1. Green Mountain Coffee® Dark Magic® espresso blend: Spellbindingly complex and sure to send a little hocus-pocus to those lurking baddies.
2. Green Mountain Coffee® Lake & Lodge: Inspired by the very location that most slasher films take place – isolated, in the woods, with nothing but your handy brewer to protect you.
3. Coffee People Black Tiger: ROAR!!!! Fight monsters with a fearsome beast – in your mug.
4. Caribou Coffee® Daybreak Morning Blend: What scares vampires more than daylight? This coffee, of course! Who needs garlic – we have a light and fruity brew.
Of course, there is one thing that is more terrifying than all of these coffees… running out of them! The horror! (So: never worry about: Join Café EXPRESS and get 15% off on every order, every time)